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"How about you just shout out ideas and I'll keep writing them down until this Post-it is all filled up."

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

'Somebody in here order a light bulb?'

"I ran it up the flagpole and no one knew how to salute."

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

At the Museum

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

Bright idea

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"It's o.k., come on out."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Blue sky thinking

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.