Novelty Appreciators Pillows

Man lying on a bed of nails uses hedgehog as a pillow.

Clown on bike.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Bathroom Fairy

A crab with a utility knife claw

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Lavatory Waterfall

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Now what?!'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Two stressed drinking birds

'Please enter your pin now.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

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