Novelty Appreciators T-Shirts

Man lying on a bed of nails uses hedgehog as a pillow.

Clown on bike.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Recalculating route..."

Hay Rides $10

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Bathroom Fairy

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Now what?!'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Two stressed drinking birds

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

House sale.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Francine, you're a rebel!"