Personality Appreciator Pillows

Jarvis Cocker

Wagging Dog

Nick Cave

Real Estate Personals

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Marlon Brando

John Prescott

Flatware Follies.

Clive James

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Quasimodo Zit.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"Have you come far?"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

Deferential equations.

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

"I hate to be a wet blanket, Officer, but I wish to report my purse has been snatched."

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

Pigtail Picture

Notable noses Vol. 83.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'More tea, Wicca?'

"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'No, No, YOU came first!'

The individual fruit pie