Personality Appreciator Pillows

Wagging Dog

Real Estate Personals

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

John Prescott

Flatware Follies.

Clive James

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Quasimodo Zit.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Have you come far?"

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Deferential equations.

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

Pigtail Picture

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

'More tea, Wicca?'

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

"I hate to be a wet blanket, Officer, but I wish to report my purse has been snatched."

Passive Aggressive

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'As opposed to the subtler markings of the female.'

The individual fruit pie