Character Appreciator Pillows

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

Notable noses Vol. 83.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Jarvis Cocker

Final words on gravestones.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Real Estate Personals

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Couple in Grey

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Sue Perkins

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I just love your use of lying"

Life is just four letters...

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Clive James

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

McHappy

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Mary McCarthy.

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.