Elasticity Explorer T-Shirts

"You're in for a long stretch in the pen, Rubber Band... Or should I call you Elastic Energy? Or Stretching Energy? Or Molecular Energy? Or..."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Lemniskate

Lumbar support animal

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

Baby rocks!

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Exercise Bars

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

Warning: Math Ahead!

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'