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After months of careful planning, it was time to stage the Lycra Intervention.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Man rolling ball up a hill

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Galileo vs Aristotle

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'