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'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

EWE 2.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Robbie Williams

Louis Armstrong.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

How hit songs get their names

Guitar Hero.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

Courtney Love

Muse

"I Love U2."

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'Dad's my roadie.'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

'It's a Marimba!'

"Hi - we're called pillowcase and we're a cover band!"

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''