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Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Six jazz instruments.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Louis Armstrong.

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Robbie Williams

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Little man in big man's pocket.

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

Guitar Hero.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

"I don't do intimidation"

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

How hit songs get their names