Band Dynamics Enthusiast Gifts

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Six jazz instruments.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Louis Armstrong.

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

Guitar Hero.

"I don't do intimidation"

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'