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No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Oligarchy

Turn, turn and turn.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bright Idea

Saxophone Player.

Baby Playing Violin

Six jazz instruments.

Timpani.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Are we us or them?'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Computer Music

Dancing woman

That's the chairman's office.

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Guitar Hero.

The Gong

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

How hit songs get their names

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"Now that's power."