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"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Dancing woman

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

The Gong

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."