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"C'mon, people. In group therapy we share."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Collective Psyche

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'Are we us or them?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'