Elasticity Enthusiast Mugs

After months of careful planning, it was time to stage the Lycra Intervention.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Computer neck.

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Man rolling ball up a hill

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Galileo vs Aristotle

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'