Elastic Enthusiast Mugs

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"It's Mrs Jackson. Could you chuck a few more rubber bands in her border, she's run out."

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Gymnast tangled up.

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Office Ergonomics.

Give Thanks.

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"