Ergonomics Explorer Gifts

"These expensive office chairs are ergonomically correct...which is more than I can say for you!"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Lumbar support animal

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Office Ergonomics.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Dieting Motivation.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Computer neck.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

Muscular Dad

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

People who understand Venn diagrams

Office Ergonomics.

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."