Ergonomic Enthusiast Gifts

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

The Golden Ratio

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

Lumbar support animal

At the market

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Office Ergonomics.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."