Ergonomic Enthusiast Pillows

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

The Golden Ratio

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

At the market

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Lumbar support animal

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Office Ergonomics.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Plant Parenthood...

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"