Ergonomics Expert Gifts

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

Lumbar support animal

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Office Ergonomics.

Congratulations Strike Over!

Foxhole - digging robot

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Office Ergonomics.

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Robot Olympics

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid