Ergonomics Expert Gifts

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

Lumbar support animal

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Office Ergonomics.

Foxhole - digging robot

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Office Ergonomics.

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Robot Olympics

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."