Ergonomics Specialist Gifts

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Office Ergonomics.

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."

'As a DSE user, you're at risk of ULD, such as RSI...'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Lumbar support animal

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I stand corrected."

'Very funny!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Whiplash..."

Big slipper.

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

The Cello Victims

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'