Office Ergonomics Investigator Gifts

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Terry had a computer bug.

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

Office Ergonomics.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Computer neck.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

In case of panic, push button.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

'The problem is, you say no problem.'

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

Office Ergonomics.

'Your ad said you were looking for a people person.'

"His ability to shoulder all the blame makes him irreplaceable."