Ergonomists Gifts

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Thinking Gears

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Lumbar support animal

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Office Ergonomics.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Summer Energy

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Work Life Balance

Computer neck.

"Kids."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Airport Toilet Hand Drying Machine

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Sock Abduction

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'