Ergonomic Explorer Gifts

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

Lumbar support animal

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

There is No Planet C

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Imagine

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Computer neck.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'