Holistic Explorer Gifts

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Tiny Visions

Lumbar support animal

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"