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"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Lumbar support animal

Tiny Visions

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You must heal yourself.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

FAQs.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"All the celebrities come here."

"Did you have a cat?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."