Flexible Workweek Supporter Pillows

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Mine works flexitime too"

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

Mondays...

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

I don't like mondays

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

When the earth's rotation became irregular.