Flexible Workweek Supporter Gifts

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"Mine works flexitime too"

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

Mondays...

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"We still encourage working from home, but on weekends."

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

"Was I too naive and trusting when I agreed to work over the weekend?"

I don't like mondays

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

When the earth's rotation became irregular.