Workweek Gifts

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

I hate monday mornings.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Friday 5.30pm.

Sleepwalking to work.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

Sunday Monday

Back to Work

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Mondays...

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

I don't like mondays

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

I was tagged and released for the weekend, too.

"It's Friday!!"

Congress and the Four Day Week.

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

"The first day back is always the worst."

'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'

'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'