Work Week Gifts

Mondays...

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

I hate monday mornings.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Friday 5.30pm.

Sleepwalking to work.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'A Fucking Drink'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

The week at a glance.

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

Back to Work

Sunday Monday

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

"It's been a very long week!"

I don't like mondays

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Congress and the Four Day Week.

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

"It's Friday!!"

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

"The first day back is always the worst."

'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'