Work Week Gifts

Mondays...

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

I hate monday mornings.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Friday 5.30pm.

Sleepwalking to work.

'A Fucking Drink'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

The week at a glance.

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

Sunday Monday

Back to Work

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

I don't like mondays

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

I was tagged and released for the weekend, too.

"It's been a very long week!"

Congress and the Four Day Week.

"It's Friday!!"

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'