Workday Gifts

"I'm on my way to work! So whatever's the hold-up, keep it going!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Late/Too Late.

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."

Do not feed the clerks.

"What time is it mentally?"

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"Lunchward ho!"

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"I hope your day is going bad."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

Back to Work

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Sunday Monday

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Mondays...

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'