Work Week Start Gifts

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Sleepwalking to work.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Choosing What To Wear.

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

Harv works the red shift.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

The week at a glance.

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"We need to hire more women."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Sunday Monday

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Back to Work

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

'You must be one of the newest hires.'

"It's his first day back at work."