Work Week Start Pillows

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Sleepwalking to work.

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

I hate monday mornings.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Choosing What To Wear.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

Harv works the red shift.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"We need to hire more women."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

The week at a glance.

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."

Sunday Monday

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

Back to Work

'You must be one of the newest hires.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"It's his first day back at work."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'