Start Of The Workweek Pillows

I hate monday mornings.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Back to work...

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

Sleepwalking to work.

Choosing What To Wear.

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

Harv works the red shift.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"We need to hire more women."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."

'You must be one of the newest hires.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Back to Work

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."