Start Of The Workweek T-Shirts

I hate monday mornings.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Back to work...

Late/Too Late.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I hate Mondays.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

Sleepwalking to work.

Choosing What To Wear.

Harv works the red shift.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"We need to hire more women."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

Back to Work

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

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