I hate monday mornings.
Start Of The Workweek Gifts
Looking for a gift to brighten the start of a new workweek? Our collection of thoughtful and funny items celebrates the Monday mindset. Perfect for coworkers or yourself, these products turn the beginning of the week into a moment of levity and inspiration. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to make those first-day blues a thing of the past.
So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?
"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."
Back to work...
Late/Too Late.
'So what are you studying, young man?'
'I hate Mondays.'
"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."
"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."
The Horn of Unanswered Email
Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)
In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray
Sleepwalking to work.
Choosing What To Wear.
Harv works the red shift.
"Just great...on my first day on the job."
"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."
"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."
Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'
"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."
"We need to hire more women."
"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."
"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"
"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."
"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."
"So how was your first day of teaching?"
Back to Work
I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!
"It's our standard contract. You agree to be a powerless and insignificant cog in our vast corporate machine and we agree to oil you occasionally."
"I'll see you Monday Frank."
Back to work 2024
Start Of The Workweek Gifts Collection
Start Of The Workweek Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed to kickstart your mornings with humor and motivation for the workweek.
Start Of The Workweek Pillows
Relax with pillows that celebrate Monday motivation and add a cozy, humorous touch to your space.
Start Of The Workweek Prints
Brighten your work area or home with prints that inspire and entertain as you begin your workweek.
Start Of The Workweek T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that bring humor and a touch of wit to the start of each workweek.