New Working Week Gifts

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I hate monday mornings.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Sleepwalking to work.

'A Fucking Drink'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

The week at a glance.

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

Back to Work

Sunday Monday

"Hi, I'm the new you."

"It's his first day back at work."

Mondays...

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

'Do you work for the government?'

Pull yourself together

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Congress and the Four Day Week.

"It's been a very long week!"

'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'

"Oh well, that's another week done!"

"I'm on my way to work! So whatever's the hold-up, keep it going!"