Workweek Pillows

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

I hate monday mornings.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Friday 5.30pm.

Sleepwalking to work.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Back to Work

Sunday Monday

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Mondays...

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

"It's Friday!!"

When the earth's rotation became irregular.

I don't like mondays

Congress and the Four Day Week.

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

"The first day back is always the worst."

'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'

'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'