Workday Start Pillows

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Late/Too Late.

'I hate Mondays.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

I hate monday mornings.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Choosing What To Wear.

Sleepwalking to work.

Do not feed the clerks.

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

Harv works the red shift.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"What time is it mentally?"

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"Lunchward ho!"

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"We need to hire more women."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"I hope your day is going bad."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."