Work Week Survivor Gifts

I was tagged and released for the weekend, too.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Office Weather

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'