Work Week Survivor Pillows

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'I hate Mondays.'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Office Weather

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Getting through the week.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Exhausted employee

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."