Agenda Strategist Gifts

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

"Good boy."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Airlines

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Kim-Putin Summit

"With great power comes great reward."

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."