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'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Good boy."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Airlines

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Pole Vault Rules

"Are we overthinking this?"

Kim-Putin Summit

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"With great power comes great reward."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.