Agenda Architects Mugs

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Team Leader

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Human Brain

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

Bulb

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Thinking outside the box.

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"