Virtual Architect T-Shirts

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Tim Burton

Building giant sand pies.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

Moving buildings using a computer.

Will build to suit myself.

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

I.M. sPEIder

"And you can quote me on that."