Virtual Persona Architect Gifts

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Something that'll get me googled,'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Moving buildings using a computer.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

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"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

FacadeBook

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Ulia Timoshenko

Bloggers Anonymous.

"Those are business chunks, Hanson, all part of this great puzzle we call enterprise."

"That guy isn't really famous...just Google famous."

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

Bird of Paradise as social media

I need guidance. Go ahead, child. My tweets and my status updates are witty and charming, nut in person I'm boring. You seek a way to improve your personality? I seek a way to strap my phone to my mouth so it can display my tweets and status updates. Computer Villa.

My everyday life. My life on social media.