Internet Persona Architect Gifts

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Information about information about information about information.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Information vs. confusion

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

Home/work masks.

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Public Speaking Shoes

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

"I keep changing my profile picture."

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

"This isn't going to look good on my website."

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Bloggers Anonymous.

"That guy isn't really famous...just Google famous."

'I don't need therapy, but my alter ego on Facebook really has some issues!'

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"Help us reconcile the brilliant, dedicated employee from your references with the complete knucklehead from your social media accounts."

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

Bird of Paradise as social media

I need guidance. Go ahead, child. My tweets and my status updates are witty and charming, nut in person I'm boring. You seek a way to improve your personality? I seek a way to strap my phone to my mouth so it can display my tweets and status updates. Computer Villa.

My everyday life. My life on social media.

'But... your Facebook profile says you're a vegetarian!'