Online Identity Architect Gifts

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Information about information about information about information.

Information vs. confusion

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Internet Name Tags.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

'If dogs named themselves...'

'He needs a domain name.'

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'

"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'