Digital Identity Gifts

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

"My password? O.K... I remember writing it down on a small piece of yellow paper. I think it went through the wash. When I set up this account, I was dating Adam. So that must have been... 2007... 2008? What was my number in 2008? Was that before I had to change it? Should I ask Adam? No, definitely do not call Adam. O.K. recovery questions: who was my best friend in 2008? Wait. Was Sam my best friend in 2008? Should I say it was Adam? NO ...... "

"… Well, I don’t know. But if you’re not, you certainly should be Googleable."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"Instagram, Facebook, tic tok but who is the real ME?"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Fact amnesty"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Silver Surfer.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Social Notworking

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Secret Identity Theft.

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

Internet Name Tags.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"