Online Identity Enthusiast Gifts

The president of MySpace.com at home.

'He needs a domain name.'

'I'm a self.com-made man.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Information Macht Frei

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.