Curated Identity Enthusiast Gifts

"That's his online avatar...the off-line version is over here."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'He needs a domain name.'

"Which one of us is me?"

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

Name

"Always standing out from the crowd."

I Was Married to Banksy.

Kids Gang.

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."